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February 22, 2010

Square-Enix sets impossible standards for potential Final Fantasy VII remake

Yoshinori Kitase, producer for Square-Enix, said the company would remake Final Fantasy VII if the project could be completed within a year, but he estimates it would take over a decade. That’s because he assumes a potential FFVII remake would incorporate the same level of graphical detail as Final Fantasy XIII, which took three and [...]

February 2, 2010

Every day the same dream

Thanks to a great movie from the early ’90s, we now associate the annual tradition of Groundhog Day with time loops rather than the prediction of more or less cold weather. This association has managed to find its way into video games over the years as both unique gameplay mechanics and shallow gimmicks.
Majora’s Mask seems [...]

January 24, 2010

The future according to Suda51

Up until now, Goichi Suda, aka Suda51, has been making games for the future.

Flower, Sun and Rain relayed a nonsense plot to American gamers last year through the use of boring, number-related riddles. It also dared them to question the very reason they play games with its characters’ long-winded, often self-referential soliloquies.
Metacritic: 54
Killer7 treated its [...]

January 16, 2010

[DEMO] Button-mashing through 2010

Demoman is a feature in which I make (incredibly harsh) assumptions about upcoming games based upon their (horrible) demos, while making observations about their purpose and importance.
Today’s victims: Bayonetta and Dante’s Inferno

January 11, 2010

Praise the Psyche Locks, Damn the Bonus Case

Today, Capcom has made available the first of its WiiWare ports of the Ace Attorney series. Aside from added motion controls, the games will be relatively unchanged except for today’s release, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, which is missing its fifth bonus case, a feature added during its original port from the GBA to the DS. [...]

December 29, 2009

Trouble with “Game of the Year”

I’ve said before that Professor Layton and the Curious Village was the best game of 2008, but that’s obviously my opinion, especially when you consider heavyweights like Metal Gear Solid 4 and Grand Theft Auto IV were also released that year. While big sites were debating over which of the big games deserved their big [...]

December 19, 2009

[2009] Muramasa: The Demon Blade

The developers behind games like Metal Gear Solid 4 and Final Fantasy XIII must have contemplated suicide when they discovered that perhaps the best looking game of all time, Muramasa: The Demon Blade, is exclusive to the Wii. Perhaps the only thing that saved their lives was the fact that Muramasa’s graphical style and placement [...]

December 19, 2009

[2009] Wii Sports Resort & Wii MotionPlus

I can play through a good sixty-dollar game in a couple of weeks (or even a couple of days), never play it again and be content because it offered a satisfying experience. I can also play a game with good online multiplayer for months and feel that it was time and money well spent. Unfortunately, [...]

December 19, 2009

[2009] Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box

Believe or not, Professor Layton and the Curious Village was the best game of 2008. In the year of AAA fourths (Grand Theft Auto 4, Metal Gear Solid 4, Devil May Cry 4, Soul Calibur IV, etc.), Curious Village introduced DS-owners to a delightful new IP made for everyone, starring the genteel professor and his [...]

December 19, 2009

[2009] UFC 2009 Undisputed VS Street Fighter IV

The Ultimate Fighting Championship has grown over the years from its humble roots as an obscure, misunderstood sport to an impressive technical showcase. UFC video games have also grown over the years, and like the sport itself, developers have gone from misunderstanding how to portray mixed martial arts in video games to creating a technically [...]